The 1000-Club is a club for nerds who think they are intelligent. Or a club for intelligent people who think they are nerds. Or just a club. The criterion for joining is to know more than 999 digits of Pi (except 3.).
The only thing that you have to do if you want to join this very nice Club, is to be very honest with me and yourself, and mail me the first 1000 digits of Pi or more, which has to be written from your memory, NOT copied/pasted from a list, and NOT written by hand while reading a list. There might be some other alternatives, but I hope that you know what I'm saying. If you cheat, I can't do anything about it, so you'll be a member of the 1000-Club. I hope you'll feel bad about it, too.
Because it is not fun being a nerd all alone in this world, you have to belong somewhere. Besides, this is an exclusive club in the sense of few members, so you can brag to your friends. =)
It is also very stimulating to have something to do when standing at the busstop, trying to fall asleep, making dinner or just when you're in the bathroom. What do YOU do when YOU make YOUR dinner? I recite and fry
Anytime! That's what's so good about it. (among other things) Since all you have to do is mail me the digits you know ( 999), you can join the club 24 hours a day, 365 (or 366) days a year. I might not add you to the member's list at once, since I'm not here 24 hours a day, (close, though) but it won't take more than a few days 'til you're listed. I have to check the digits, too =) If you are a member of the 1000-Club, you're automatically a member of the 100-Club as well. I also assume that I can use your name/e-mailaddress/URL.
What do you mean? Don't you know 1000 digits or more? GET STARTED!!!!!!!!! Otherwise, you can join... THE 100-CLUB!!!!!!!!!! If you still can't join, go find another club =) This one's for nerds only.